What I've learned from my puppy (aka practice baby)

1. Little teeth can really bite.



2. Baby's early bedtime is because you're tired, not the baby.



3. All natural, high-quality organic = really foul, messy poo.



4. The more beloved the toy, the more noise it makes.



5. That giant hamster ball idea isn't so bad. At least the house would stay clean.



6. I really don't need all those shoes.

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